vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

(via crybabydaffodil)

Y’all really don’t know how much I love my Texas ride or dies

Long as my bitches love me

rosieandherramblings:

Totally! Let’s do it. And while were at it, let me make you pancakes and bacon!

(via mysubmissivekisses)

viciouscunt:

My eyes have been super green lately

(via ravenandrooster)

withinmdot:

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

That’s nice……. I guess….

(via emilymechallah)

abmuk bby I dedicate this look to you.

whatdat:

school supply list:

  • headphones
  • portable charger
  • knife

(via bubblysaur)