howtobeafuckinglady:

controlledeuphoria:

aintnodummy:

so is this photoshop or am i really seeing trans girl statues in a museum 

let’s just pretend we in this bitch 

(via whitegirlsaintshit)

danglingthpider:

porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house

(via cupcakedrawings)

babybutta:

himteckerjam:

avant-gardeian:

pumpkinspiceaddiction:

giggleshrug:

you should all go look at this blog

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

but the captions

Clearly we don’t love ourselves.

I’ve never screamed so hard.

naturalprose:

jinxasaurus:

a-modestproposal:

redirisheyes:

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

Wow that sounds tasteless and gross

There is for real a non mini wheat???

How did people not know about shredded wheat?

I knew about them, and hate em all. Tastes like twigs. :-P Gimmie some Honey Nut Cheerios.

(via babybutta)

zubat:

A collection of my greatest hits.

(via kilgore-doubt)

h0llo:

Honestly do I have any rich followers who want to #bless me with 400$ worth of makeup? That would be neato

(via shantrinas)

domme-chronicles:

mercuryjones:

Matthieu Charneau 

Are you fucking kidding me? Dorky, gorgeous, and completely delightful.